Do I love to hear from you? Do I even have to ask. In my years running Egotastic I've heard from more than 30,000 of you. I remember every last one of you who also happen to be an attractive woman.
To reach me for anything, day or night, weekday or weekend, pre-apocalypse or post-apocalypse, email me at AskBillSwift@gmail.com.
When you write, please put in your subject line either: Photo Submission, Technical Issue, Legal, Advertising, or General Comments. It'll help my poor brain organize. Also feel free to add exclamation points, asterisks, or things like 'Urgent' or 'Must Read!!!!' so I'll know to open those in 2027.
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar as my great Aunt Mae was fond of saying before we put her in the home.