Someone should have told Charlie Riina that it was not necessary for her to bring her own sand dunes with her, the beach normally provides them free of charge. Cover her up with just a thin layer of sand and we will have a modern burial ground that will leave anthropologists scratching their heads as well as their groins. That must be some high quality water that 138 produces for it to be good enough for Charlie to trust to hydrate her body. I would imagine it takes a lot of effort on the part of her circulatory system in order to keep everything flowing to her outer reaches. I personally think bottle water peaked fifteen years ago when it started being sold with flavors. Who the hell would buy plain water, or water classic as Coca-Cola might say, when they could some guilt free juice instead? I blame the hipsters for being too cool for things that taste good. Instead they have to go retro and drink the same stuff that the settlers did. It makes me sick to think about. I hope they get cholera just like our ancestors.
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