Jeana Turner is the type of woman who has the capabilities to completely ruin any other woman for a man. With power like that she poses the same threat to our world as Superman does if he were to become addicted to meth. Although with the former scenario I could at least die happy. But in all seriousness, when there is a body like hers walking around this earth that is so close to perfection, how is any man supposed to be able to settle for some of the human puddles that are actually viable partners? I am blame beauties like her and the internet for the declining populations in the western world. When our standards are skewed so heavily to unrealistic limits it is hard to face reality and do the deed with the person who could possibly have an orc in their not too distant ancestry. For the sake of my own sanity I will pretend she did not get this way through natural means. I choose instead to believe that she was created in a laboratory and has undergone extensive surgeries in order to get to the level she is currently at.
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