Bam Marjera was attacked by a crew of Icelandic rappers during a music festival in Reykjavic, which is a sign you're doing something wrong with your life.
Nobody should voluntarily go to Iceland.
Festival organizers claim Marjera was generally wasted and verbally abusing two women prior to the attack, while Marjera steadfastly maintains that his former publicist Leon Hill hired the goons to rough him up because he and Marjera are in an ongoing financial dispute regarding Youtube clicks.
Although it's uncomfortable receiving a beating at the hands of grizzled Nordic gangsters, it's worth being able to tell your grandkids. Given Marjera's frequently obnoxious behavior this type of thing must happen thrice weekly.
Don't you know who I am? Yeah you're the guy who gets attacked by Icelandic rappers. Can I start you off with an appetizer?